And just like that…
Tumblr has sucked me in again.
fun fact: once in biology my teacher told us that “if you’re ever crying wipe the tears all over your face and they’ll help clear up your skin” then he explained that because tears are designed to clear dust and dirt from your eyes and will do the same for your skin and clear up acne and i remember thinking “excellent, fandom will make me beautiful”
this isn’t how i want to be remembered
neither did sir conan doyle
phantasmicmasque submitted:
strictly speaking this isn’t Loki and the Loon but it’s a bit of an alternate reality to your alternate reality, so i thought you might enjoy it
I did a double take as the man walked by; the gait, the posture, the strange glint in the eyes… all of it was there,…
Saw a few of these, so I made an Avengers version! I wouldn’t suggest clicking Ctrl+Alt+Del because you’ll probably get the same one for each of them, so drag them individually and reblog with your results!
Apparently something between me and Steve went horribly, horribly wrong
Avengers click and drag saga:
So my best friend is: Hawkeye :D
My lover is: Hawkeye. Ooh.
However, my first kiss is: Captain America. Oh wow.
My enemy is: Bruce Banner. Oooh. I wonder what I did to piss him off.
I am cockblocked by: Thor. Heehee. I’m sensing someone might be upset I’m with Hawkeye.
And I’m killed by: Bruce Banner. Awkward.
So I join the Avengers in some form, possibly through S.H.I.E.L.D, and I meet Clint Barton. We become best friends. Maybe I’m an archer too! He teaches me to shoot. However Bruce and I clash over science I guess, and we fight a lot. Maybe I’m a long lost family member who has trouble dealing with him. One night at a party, me and Cap are flirting and we kiss. However, Clint gets super jeal, and then confronts me. We become lovers and are together. However, unbeknownst to me, Thor is secretly in love with me, so tries to get in between me and Clint. Doesn’t really work, we’re too good for each other!! :D One day I’m in the lab working, and me and bruce get into a fight, he turns into the hulk and kills me. Clint comes all too late, and I die in his arms. *tear* Hah. That was fun.
